Ha, but seriously. Who's flying the plane?
How YOU doin'? *suggestive wink*
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i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays
the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this.
the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy
this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario
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filthy frank rebranding as a serious lo-fi triphop act is still the funniest part of 2018
Joji has been making music for awhile now. How are y'all just now noticing?
i live in the sewers and only listen to the thumping echo of the gay club near my storm drain. tell me is ellie goulding still alive
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good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
- rude
- that’s fair
- not again
- are you gonna want this back or can i keep it
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To anyone who is going to get misgendered today.
To anyone who is going to hear a part of their identity dismissed today.
To anyone who is going to hear homophobia and feel it on a deeply personal level today.
You are valid and loved. So much.
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Social Media is free
fuck it up Beverly!!
Me @ Beverly
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u know what shoes i absolutely have no use for but desperately would love to own a pair of? those heels with the pink fluff at the front… nice
hello
an additional concept:
y’all thought i was done? i am never done because underneath the robe i’m wearing this
and these sunglasses r sitting at the top of my head
and im also carrying this but with a pink handle
Here you go full set!
this is such a “oh officers I’m just so worried about my husband” outfit
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